Stuff You Need at Annual Conference

Here's a collection stuff that you will definitely need when you come to an Annual Conference gathering of United Methodists:

• Sunscreen for the walking commutes between buildings.
• Large beach towels because the towels provided in the dorm are only big enough to dry your cat.
• Your own laptop, iPod, and cell phone or iPhone so you can blend into the campus wildlife.
• Either a large bladder OR depends undergarments because the line for restrooms is longer than the line to meet the author of Harry Potter books.
• Heavy doses of sugar and caffiene to both stay awake for all the meetings and to be outgoing enough so that you can meet and greet all these thousands of people!
• Good walking shoes.
• and a strong desire to hang out with a bunch of God-loving, Jesus-freaking, Spirit-sharing people called United Methodists!

So bring yourself and come on over!