Rock Dogs

Given the recent actions of our 12 month of labrador retriever this new, handy list came into existence. "What to do in case your dog eats a rock?"

1. Panic and call someone you know who has a dog to ask questions they cannot answer!
2. Call the vet to find out if your dog desperately needs some sort of mineral that he/she is not getting from the very expensive dog food you purchase every month.
3. Follow the dog around with a fishing net to see if the rock comes out the other end.
4. Give the dog some sort of stuff to make him vomit up the rock.
5. Hope that the dog will create a pearl or diamond while the rock is in his stomach so that you can sell it on Ebay and make some big $$ for the college fund.
6. Remove all rocks from your yard.
7. Have your dog sit on any papers that might blow away and refer to him as a 'paperweight'.
8. Go back to the '70's and try to revive the 'pet rock' pheonoma again.
9. Rename the dog, Rocky!
10. Pray that nothing bursts and causes internal damages because you don't have pet insurance.